NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Elma Huskic in NYC 2008

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Since everybody on the internet thinks this new "off the radar" model rules so hard, I'm about to chew her ass out for sucking so many dicks and bragging about it to her friends.

This ensemble consists of:

1 pair of sheer black tights*
1 vintage black tutu
1 pair of extremely tall pirate boots with heels*
1 sickening ruffle scarf
1 "Blazer"
1 stringy thing tied around it
1 pair of red lips*
1 tousled down hairstyle*
1 pompous juvenile*

So, what is so difficult about understanding conceptualizing an outfit? Hmmn? I'm just getting a little weary here because apparently, NOBODY REALIZES (on the internet) that you can't combine SEXY with CHILDRENS DREAMS. All of the starred items above are items I've deemed as innapropriate sexual indicators that are never allowed to be paired with a tutu. Black hoisery, hooker boots, voluptuous hair and red lips are all symbols for ADULTS ONLY unless being ironic actually worked for you.
Being a travesty is also not allowed to be paired with a tutu. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. It's very obvious that this child has made a huge blind mistake. Any designer who knows shit, any stylist, any body who could comprehend this is LOLING behind her back, and here she "carelessly" displays her OMG GUIIIZZZ IM SO WEIRD tutu skirt for the camera man like she is owning this pic. It is clear to me that behind all of this hair is a scared little horny girl who wishes she had a personality with merit but can't quite grasp one yet, or a boyfriend for that matter. Being that it is anything but graceful I don't understand why all dis praise? God, you can be weird and look great, but holy shit you can't TRY to be weird and still expect to look great. Like, normal people can't wake up one morning and be all like, "I wanna look WIEEEERRRD today!"

Anyway, besides all this imaginary stuff, the simple aesthetics of this stupid concoction are all off. Every single one, is off. The boots are too tall for that short and flouncy of a skirt. The heel on it is too chunky anyway, it just lends to that stupid goth-hot-topic-tutu vibe. They also become wider at the knee which throws her thighs into a whirlpool of thin. The blazer? Is that what this even is? I had to have somebody list all of the items she was wearing to even see it. Being that this is a "blazer," I can assume it's a cheap late 80s blazer knabbed from Salvation Army (at least it BETTER not be some vintage designer jacker or some shit being all tied up like that.) You can tell by the boxy-ness and length of the arms. Then to tie off the dragon, oh wait, I mean her torso! Now you can see how thin she is, whereas if she didn't do that we might not be able to tell. So she just had to make sure. You know, that you know. That she's not fat! Thatsa is what I'm hearing. I'm hearing that she wants everyone to know she's in heat, and that she also wants her modeling career to finally blossom, and that she wants me to think she's quirky and cute in a real UNIQUE sort of way. She wants my attention. How lame. Adolescent tutus can't be worn with your hair down, period. I don't know if I can comment on the scarf right now, I'm a little too worked up to deal with that...MOM thing. THAT THING THAT MOMS BUY YOU FOR CHRISTMAS AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO THROW OUT IMMEIDIATELY!

TTYN, ELMA HUSKIC.